don't look at me i hate myself

wip til im fucking dead and in the ground beside Mel and her code that i stole

♒ Exit Void

☠ Blank State

☣ Murder Manor

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✪ First burger with Mia ✪ She's a great kid, and really cute... and really great. And cute. ✪ There's nothing like being born anew under the rushing spring waters! ✪ I won't abandon you, Maya. You can count on me. ✪ You know what this means, Nick? We're partners! ✪ We saved the Steel Samurai |D ✪ WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ✪ I couldn't have done it without you, Maya. ♒ LOCKE ♒ SHOUJO'D angry ghost out of murderrage!!! ♒ VIVA LA RESISTANCE. ♒ FOOD DELIVERY SERVICE ♒ OPTIMISM BEAM ☠ Ghost Trick'd right into Endgame! ☣ Awww yeah we got the bad guy. ☣ Wow, Athena and Apollo are such losers. ☣ There's nothing to worry about! We're going to break this thing, once and for all! ☣ TASERED A GUY IN THE BALLS. Also, we won.	✪ I have to find out the truth, Maya. ✪ Morgan ✪ But Nick is trying to help you! ✪ Answer me, Lotta! This is a matter of life and death! ✪ I just knew I had to do something. ...I'm sorry. ✪ You did a good thing, Larry! (TRAGIC LUNCH MONEY PAST) ♒ Files and snakes and engine trouble, oh my. ♒ You expect me to believe that? You can barely stand on those jelly legs of yours. ♒ AWAKE PATROL WITH A SIDE OF GIANT LIZARDS ♒ Silent Hill ♒ When the time comes, I might need your help most of all. ♒ Judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, and it'll spend its whole life thinking it's stupid. ♒ I won't. I can't, I'm sorry. I made you a promise, remember? ♒ Pan's Labyrinth ♒ So done with your murdershit, horrorboat. ☠ 2/10, would not get mysteriously kidnapped to again! ☠ Disbarring + SAVE KLAVIER 2014 ☠ SAVE KAORU 2014 ☠ I'm sorry. I very selfishly demand you live. ☠ Yum yum burgers. ☠ Even if he stays dead, you won't, so you should do what you can with that life. ☣ Talk about a sick burn! ☣ How can you trust me? I don't know. Sometimes you just have to, up until the bitter end. ☣ Designated killer fiasco. ☣ Arson is a 100% legit coping mechanism. ☣ Don't let me down or I swear I'll fucking haunt you till the end of your days. ☣ Murdercastle vs Survivors, FINAL SHOWDOWN	✪ KURAIN FEY WOES ✪ MY SISTER IS DEEEEEEEEEAD ✪ I see. I've been abandoned, then. ✪ How many people does that man need to destroy before he's satisfied!? ✪ MAFIA. ✪ I wish I'd never woken up at all. ✪ Oh, no... he's confessing. ♒. Alpha montage + death tournament. ♒ You should hurry, you don't want to get to them too late. Again. ♒ Worst. Week. Ever. ♒ That awkward moment when all your friends try to kill you. ☠ Evil spirits possessing girls and eating them alive. OKAY. ☠ WOLFWOOD. 8( ☠ gosh maya have you tried the next reasonable step: murder?? ☠ EXPOSITION TIME + oops I might have died a little bit. ☣ Wow you guys ignored me and got an innocent person executed. QUEL SUPRISE. ☣ Sure did get accused of a murder after getting drugged and kidnapped and used as bait for it. ☣ That I'm the one who killed Ms. Yuyuko, with my own two hands...? Is that it? ☣ Another day, another BULLSHIT TRIAL ENDING. ☣ They didn't ask you to do this! They're not little kids! You can't just kill Mr. Spain and claim that you--
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✪ Going to see Mia in LA + Getting burgers ✪ Getting burgers with Nick ♒ Dr. Doctor, tell me the news. ♒ Jurassic Park. ♒ Hellboy ♒ SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND. ♒The miracle happen. ♒ DERP PATROL ♒ Derp room dere ☠ Somebody that's even louder than Nick, spikier than Nick, in a future where prosecutors are nice and non-frilly and Nick is the boss? Now I'm really starting to get worried. ☣ I'm afraid I mustache you a question. ☣ ASSAULTED BY THE FRIENDSHIP BRIGADE. ☣ They'll never suspect me, Mastermind Sebastian!	✪ I object! That was... objectionable! ♒ HAD IT WITH THESE SNAKES ON THIS BOAT. ♒ THROW ME OVERBOARD! ♒ Why am I friends with Wolfwood #1 ☠ Channeling Youmu + Meeting ☣ Investigate the boathouse! + Grappling hook!! ☣ SECRET MEETINGS. ☣ Demon Sebasstian just got shot in the butt. HILARITY.	✪ Oh great, stop the presses. The windbag wants to talk! ✪ Maya am learn about guns while Von Karma rubs it in her face that she doesn't know ✪ It's gotta be the Butz. ♒ FOOD BETRAYAL. ♒ I guess people trying to kill me?? ALSO THOR THREW ME, WHO DOES THAT? ♒ Roommate drama ☠ I figure if I take it over to him... maybe his spirit will be a little less grumpy. ☠ Too many sister feelings. ☠ Channeling Austr-- Holy crap is Malik pointing a knife at me?! ☣ Oh, joy. More creepy kidnappings. With a murder ballroom. UM. ☣ AWAKE PATROL: PART 2
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✪ Steel Samurai! ✪ Burgers. ✪ Oh no, she fell! ✪ Missile is cute! ✪ Tell me the safe combination, Polly. ✪ Pink Princess. ✪ Got the hang of watering Charley. ✪ Klepto!! ✪ Samurai trading cards! ✪ Global studios. ♒ Lockpicking!! ♒ Helping Wheatley CONQUER WATER. ♒ The most important conversation. ☠ AA shenanigans ☠ Okay screw all these murderfamilies WE'RE MAKING OUR OWN. ☣ Getting back the magatama! ☣ Catchall for rping shenanigans. ☣ Forgot2turn my swag off, puffins and lawyers fighting over me.	✪ Then again, that other attorney was pretty cool, too... That face of his! With his eyes wide, and trembling lips! ✪ You need to stop judging things based off of narrowminded cultural assumptions, Nick! ✪ Investigation in general. ✪ Aaah, it's that confused detective! ✪ MAYA VS CODY: TRUE SAMURAI FANS ✪ LEGEND OF GOURDY. ✪ 101 ways to save money ✪ How long do we have to keep up this "All in the family" charade? ♒ That awkward moment when someone writes your name in blood for an obvious hitlist. ☠ What's this monkey business going on? ☣ If you're embarrassing him, I want to join in!	✪ The Steel Samurai is over! The WORLD IS OVER! ✪ Murder. He did it. At least once. Maybe twice. ✪ Umm, Nick. Will I grow up to be like her? Please say 'no'. ✪ W-Why are you staring at me like that? ✪ I think I'm tired of the Steel Samurai. ✪ Nick? The fireman yelled at me when I called him... ✪ That's pretty ruthless... ✪ I just thought I'd ch-cheer you up with a pat on the back... ✪ HIDING IN THE BUSHES FROM LOTTA'S ACCENT. ♒ Why am I friends with Wheatley #1 ☣ Catchall for Apollo pls.
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→ Cooking (burgers) → Doodling → Endurance to cold/harsh training conditions → Sensitivity to supernatural/spiritual stuff → Spirit Channeling	→ Communicating with the dead (maybe) → Charging a magatama (maybe) → basic Japanese → Trick locks → Lock-picking	→ Enhanced klepto → First Aid + miscellaneous survival skills → CAPCOM BE LESS VAGUE WOW