acemedium: The fact that this is coming from Maya makes it even sadder (You fail at life Nick)
Aya Mey the Ironclad ([personal profile] acemedium) wrote2013-12-30 06:12 am

[KYRIAKOS] Memory 05

Memory: LET THE PARROT TAKE THE STAND (Significant Neutral)
Game: Wilder the Trickster's chaos paintball game
Day: 19
Other shards viewed: TBD

VIDEO: Part 1! From 8:13.
Part 2! Until 6:35

Summary: It's another court case. They're trying to prove the identity of a shady caretaker (apparently) and with no other way to do this than cross-examine his pet parrot. BECAUSE THEY'RE THAT DESPERATE. The lawyer gets her to talk to the parrot. Apparently the parrot said something vital about the case before... but now won't do it. The mysterious super smarmy arrogant prosecutor is likely responsible for this. But they ask other questions (such as the safe combination), finally tying the caretaker to the case! Yay!!

Notes: For the time being, all names are blurred.

What she learned:
-This guy apparently burned his fingerprints clean off somehow!
-CROSS-EXAMINING A PARROT IS A THING THAT HAPPENS
-This lawyering thing is really... legit.. totally
-Every case so far seems to be flying by the seat of his pants into insane territory.
-There's a very frilly smarmy jerk on the other side this time!
-His ATM number is 0001. Very interesting.
-He retrained the parrot to not say the important thing?!
-DL-6 is something Important, probably even integral to the case
-Her guess is super frilly jerk and other frilly jerk are connected somehow... maybe the super frilly one felt the regular one tried to steal his fashion so he wanted revenge.
-This is the same case where he refused to let them defend him, right? Maybe he came around..
-Lawyer apparently has the same name as a dog. Rover? Pooch? Fido? Barky?
-That old guy is kind of shady...
-But his fiancee committed suicide and he named his parrot after her :C
-SHE CAN TALK TO PARROTS. EVENINGSTAR: PARROT WHISPERER

Effects:
+1000 more likely to ask birds combinations of safes.. as well as other deets. But mostly the safe
+100 to be suspicious of smarmy men in frills
+1000 eyerolling at arrogance and smarminess
+50 bird skills?!
+500 more likely to both go along with ridiculous things and also kind of judge them
+1000 more likely to use this an example of Where You Don't Want Your Life To Be
+1000 note to self to remember that ATM thing
+100 more likely to be PERSISTENT when trying to prove something
+1000 hijinks are bound to happen