CR chart, JUST KIDDING

[acemedium]

ACTUAL BESTEST BIG SIIIIIIS

Teach me how to beat the crap out of everyone, role model *A*

MURDEROUS ASSHOLE #1

ACTUAL BEST MURDERMOM. Accept no substitutes.

THE SHOUJO BONER THAT COULD

Please don't strangle and tie me up anymore. I'm not into that kinda thing.

MURDEROUS ASSHOLE #2

I'd appreciate if you spent more time making facial expressions and less time trying to knife people over me.

MURDEROUS ASSHOLE #3

TAKE A SHOWER YOU GIANT CREEP.

MURDEROUS ASSHOLE #4

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MURDERMOM.

MURDEROUS ASSHOLE #5

PEOPLE ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD.

MURDEROUS ASSHOLE #6

/MOONWALKS OUT OF THIS BLURB

MURDEROUS ASSHOLE #7

I appreciate the recent lack of murdering me, EVIL PROSECUTOR.

MURDEROUS ASSHOLE #8

Please get better taste than Zelos. Fighting bears is ok though.

MURDEROUS ASSHOLE #9

Actually not an asshole (kind of) but I'm on a roll and I can't break formation.

MURDEROUS ASSHOLE #10

I know your girlfriend overlord is gone but COME BACK AND MOTHER ME 8(((

MURDEROUS ASSHOLE #11

Okay we're not close but you're an Assassin with a Heart of Gold (tm). Friendship is probably inevitable.

SHOUJO BONING, KIND OF

MURDEROUS SHOUJO that pelvic thrusts around most of the time. DON'T GO THE FULL YAN.

JACKASS-MURDERER PANTHER

I'm probably the only one that is actually pretty chill with this guy.

ANTI-ASSHOLE MOEDERER

Codependent stalker minion. FEED ME, SEYMOUR.

EVIL STEPMOTHER

One day I'm going to shave your head!!!

POTATO WARRIORCESS

Our lord and savior Lace McBadass, true ruler of Kyriakos.

MURDEROUS TROLLOLI?!

Fellow member of the trolloli alliance. Choking things into friendship is okay, but pls no murder.

MURDEROUS ASCHOLE?!

This guy is a Tales anti-hero, so let's be real, he's probably a murderous asshole. Please learn to make facial expressions.