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maya.fey@compass.net (3) (no subject) D12 63:19PM maya.fey@compass.net (6) Re: Mission D11 8:01PM maya.fey@compass.net (12) [text] D10 9:35AM

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<span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">TO:</span> first.last@compass.net <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">CC:</span> firstname.lastname@compass.net <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">BCC:</span> firstname.lastname@compass.net, firstname.lastname@compass.net <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">FROM:</span> firstname.lastname@compass.net <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">DATE/TIME:</span> Day Twelve, Night. 63:19PM <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">SUBJECT:</span> (no subject) <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">MESSAGE:</span> No message.

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[keelahselai]

[It IS a critical mission, thank you for your understanding, Maya!]

Yes. Do you know what nutrient paste is? It's horrible - it doesn't taste like anything and it's... paste. With nutrients. Maybe I want to think about burgers while I eat nutrient paste. Is that cheating? I don't care.

[... Does that help the shock and confusion?]

1/?

[acemedium]

Ms. Tali............

[acemedium]

[In her heart of hearts, Maya knew this day would come. Ms. Tali was tough, a super engineer that wasn't phased by much and had even died and came back like it was no big deal. She was stronger than most, on a ship like this.]

[But even that strength could carry her so far. She'd been silently suffering by herself for so long, carrying on a tortured existence - devoid of real happiness, a life that could just in itself be considered painful...]

[A life without burgers wasn't even worth living]

M-Ms. Tali.....!

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How could I have been so blind....? I knew you couldn't eat real food, b-but all this time.... I had no idea... That you yearned for the touch of taste of something delicious! That your very soul felt like it was being ripped apart because of what you've forced to endure?

F-Forgive me...!

[It was almost as bad as being a vegetarian. Only Tali had no choice]

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...A-Alright! I'll accept this important mission! I won't let you suffer anymore!

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[DEEP BREATH]

Burgers are only the most delicious food in existence! A juicy patty between two perfectly toasted sesame buns! Loaded with melted cheese and tomatoes and lettuce and everything else you want! Oozing with goodness, guaranteed to make your tastebuds sing and your stomach digest wlike it's never digested before!!

[acemedium]

They go great with fries and soda, they're good for any occasion, and they're the best food ever!!! And, and--

done!

[acemedium]

... Now I'm hungry.

maya, you glorious being

[keelahselai]

... Now I'm hungry. You would think if Compass could make robots into humans, deform people whenever they want and bring the dead back to life as many times as they want, they could make sterile dextro-amino burgers.

Wait, what are fries?

got your back forever Tali 1/3

[acemedium]

No, I'm hungry!

[acemedium]

And I knooooow! Why don't they use all their powers on something actually useful?! [Burgers are apparently useful]

[acemedium]

You know, fries! They're fried potatoes! They go great with bugers.