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maya.fey@compass.net (3) (no subject) D12 63:19PM maya.fey@compass.net (6) Re: Mission D11 8:01PM maya.fey@compass.net (12) [text] D10 9:35AM

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[overeducated]

Ah, ah, ah --

I've only given you one quality - how do you know he's not the hilarious sort?

[acemedium]

Wait.. you don't mean...

He's the kind of megalomaniac who wants to be the Master of all jokes?!

1/2

[overeducated]

Tha-- [...]

[overeducated]

Yes.

Isn't it dreadful?

[acemedium]

That's--

Wait, how bad are his jokes?

[overeducated]

Would you laugh at Earth burning? No, neither did I. But he definitely was.

It's just terrible taste.

[acemedium]

...That does sound like pretty bad taste.

We should give him Joke Therapy! If he learned what's really funny, he'd just have to give up his evil ways and learn to be... a comedian, or something! Or maybe... The Clownster?

[overeducated]

The Joker?

[acemedium]

Nah, that's taken.

[overeducated]

Not any longer, it isn't.

Though would you really want one to be around again?

[acemedium]

Maybe if they told actual jokes that were funny!

Besides, wouldn't you prefer the Master to be a Master of pie-throwing and getting into the tiny clown cars? It'd be a definite improvement!

[overeducated]

For a while, you could say he did fit into tiny clown cars-- if he showed up at a circus, anyway.

But that's a time past, and I can only remember it fondly.

[acemedium]

are you sure? Wouldn't he be too big-headed for that? [Says the girl who never actually saw him]

.... wait, did he used to be in the circus before his life of crime?