[Day 103-104, ASS O'CLOCK]

[acemedium]

[Someone's in the Cat dorm... sneaking, silently creeping....]

[Except not really, she just tripped on her own feet and crashed on the ground]

[AND SQUEAKED]

Comments

[featherduster]

[ Careful with the plant metaphors he's still never even seen half of them ok ]

Uh - that depends. What's poison ivy?

No, y'know what, I doubt it matters. It sounds fitting.

[acemedium]

It's really itchy and gives you a nasty rash!

[JUST LIKE HUMANITY???]

But I guess even that can't contain your gardening spirit, huh?

[featherduster]

Worse things could happen to you than rashes.

[ #missing the point

Except that also eloquently sums the whole situation up, doesn't it ]

[acemedium]

I thought you'd say something like that! [ACTUAL GENIUS]

I guess Pound would be a cactus, huh... All prickly on the outside and full of mushiness and water on the inside...

[featherduster]

Well... actually.

[ Actually... ]

If you give the cactus a cigarette it'd be pretty accurate.

[acemedium]

[Once again right about everything]

You could just stick it on one of the needles!

Maybe a pair of shades or a low cut branch or something....

[featherduster]

[ Our lord and savior Eveningstar ]

Maybe we should decorate a cactus and give it to him one day, to make fun of him.

[acemedium]

[MULLS OVER THIS INTENSELY]

I don't know about that. They'd probably end up bonding and then you'd have two prickly cacti on your hands.

[featherduster]

Nah... I'm pretty sure I could win the cactus over.

[acemedium]

Do you have a lot of experience with getting pricked?

[And also pricks]