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[overeducated]

-- Do you think I would?

[acemedium]

You said it, not me!

[overeducated]

Not what I'd-- oh, never mind it. [8I!]

One man from my world's arrived. I believe you read some on him. [from his file. no, the Doctor hadn't forgotten.] The Master.

[childhood friend, then continuous antagonist.]

1/2

[acemedium]

[.......]

[Let's just skirt over that topic]

[acemedium]

Geez, you guys and your names..

What is he the Master of? Or does he just call himself so he can act all arrogant and important?

[overeducated]

[skirt over it he remembers -!]

[but ahem.]

The latter. [never tell him how it's still below Doctor.] Which basically sums him up, actually, if you add some danger.

[acemedium]

[NO HE DOESN'T WHACHU TALKING ABOUT]

So does he have some embarrassing real name like you do?!

And what danger?

[overeducated]

It doesn't match up to my name's elegance, no. [r u d e, Maya. -- but, in more seriousness:] The megalomaniac sort.

[acemedium]

You mean dorkiness.

He sounds like a pretty nasty piece of work! What are we gonna do?

[overeducated]

Ah, ah, ah --

I've only given you one quality - how do you know he's not the hilarious sort?

[acemedium]

Wait.. you don't mean...

He's the kind of megalomaniac who wants to be the Master of all jokes?!

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[overeducated]

Tha-- [...]

[overeducated]

Yes.

Isn't it dreadful?

[acemedium]

That's--

Wait, how bad are his jokes?

[overeducated]

Would you laugh at Earth burning? No, neither did I. But he definitely was.

It's just terrible taste.

[acemedium]

...That does sound like pretty bad taste.

We should give him Joke Therapy! If he learned what's really funny, he'd just have to give up his evil ways and learn to be... a comedian, or something! Or maybe... The Clownster?

[overeducated]

The Joker?

[acemedium]

Nah, that's taken.

[overeducated]

Not any longer, it isn't.

Though would you really want one to be around again?

[acemedium]

Maybe if they told actual jokes that were funny!

Besides, wouldn't you prefer the Master to be a Master of pie-throwing and getting into the tiny clown cars? It'd be a definite improvement!

[overeducated]

For a while, you could say he did fit into tiny clown cars-- if he showed up at a circus, anyway.

But that's a time past, and I can only remember it fondly.

[acemedium]

are you sure? Wouldn't he be too big-headed for that? [Says the girl who never actually saw him]

.... wait, did he used to be in the circus before his life of crime?