[Day 103-104, ASS O'CLOCK]

[acemedium]

[Someone's in the Cat dorm... sneaking, silently creeping....]

[Except not really, she just tripped on her own feet and crashed on the ground]

[AND SQUEAKED]

Comments

[featherduster]

[ Teaspoons ]

You're not wrong at all. That's the crazy part.

[acemedium]

Of course I'm not. I'm a genius, I know what I'm talking about.

And because he wants you to hate on the peoplants... he keeps trying to push you into poison ivy people and stuff. Or thorn bushes! You know, those nasty kinds.

[featherduster]

[ Careful with the plant metaphors he's still never even seen half of them ok ]

Uh - that depends. What's poison ivy?

No, y'know what, I doubt it matters. It sounds fitting.

[acemedium]

It's really itchy and gives you a nasty rash!

[JUST LIKE HUMANITY???]

But I guess even that can't contain your gardening spirit, huh?

[featherduster]

Worse things could happen to you than rashes.

[ #missing the point

Except that also eloquently sums the whole situation up, doesn't it ]

[acemedium]

I thought you'd say something like that! [ACTUAL GENIUS]

I guess Pound would be a cactus, huh... All prickly on the outside and full of mushiness and water on the inside...

[featherduster]

Well... actually.

[ Actually... ]

If you give the cactus a cigarette it'd be pretty accurate.

[acemedium]

[Once again right about everything]

You could just stick it on one of the needles!

Maybe a pair of shades or a low cut branch or something....

[featherduster]

[ Our lord and savior Eveningstar ]

Maybe we should decorate a cactus and give it to him one day, to make fun of him.

[acemedium]

[MULLS OVER THIS INTENSELY]

I don't know about that. They'd probably end up bonding and then you'd have two prickly cacti on your hands.

[featherduster]

Nah... I'm pretty sure I could win the cactus over.

[acemedium]

Do you have a lot of experience with getting pricked?

[And also pricks]