[Day 103-104, ASS O'CLOCK]

[acemedium]

[Someone's in the Cat dorm... sneaking, silently creeping....]

[Except not really, she just tripped on her own feet and crashed on the ground]

[AND SQUEAKED]

Comments

[acemedium]

[Takes a bite]

Oh, really? What are you plotting?

[featherduster]

[ Devouring the entire donut at once, ur weak boss ]

You didn't hear it here, but there's gonna be a fair tomorrow that everyone's welcome to.

[acemedium]

[If it was burgers or noodles it'd be a different story]

[Polish off that donut, though]

You plotted a fair! I had no idea you were so sneaky.

Are we going to dunk you in water?

[featherduster]

[ Considers... this... ]



... I can't swim.

[acemedium]

I guess you're going to be in trouble, then!

[featherduster]

You wouldn't have the heart to drown me.

[ PROBABLY... ]

[acemedium]

It's about dunking, not drowning! You'll just drop in and get your hair ruined.

A big tough guy like you can deal with that, right?

[featherduster]

... What if I said no?

[acemedium]

[INNOCENTLY:]

I guess it'd be too bad, then.

[featherduster]

...

[ Picking up the watering can and watering her head in preemptive vengeance ]

[acemedium]

Hey! [SHAKING HER HAIR OUT ON HIM]

That's for you!

[featherduster]

[ Leaning out of range!! ... unsuccessfully ]

It would be rude of me not to share!

[acemedium]

I'm not the one who needs to be watered, here!

[featherduster]

But didn't we already establish that I'm the one who waters other people? I'm just doing my job.

[acemedium]

That's different!

You water everyone with love and peace.

[featherduster]

... I don't really see how that's different.

[acemedium]

For one, it doesn't get anybody wet.

[ONE WOULD HOPE]

[featherduster]

[ Well there was that one time — ]

I guess. But it seems to me that just means I gotta pick up my slack in other areas, too. Like actual watering.

[acemedium]

Silly Vash. [TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS???] Regular people don't need that kind of watering!

Plant people needs lots of watering, though.

[featherduster]

How do you know? I'm the only one you've met.

[acemedium]

I can tell! If Spatulas had some water, he'd probably stop being so dry and crusty all the time.

And I bet getting watered would help out all the ladies, too.

[featherduster]

[ SPATULAS.... ]

... I'll keep that in mind for when I get back.

[acemedium]

[#Helping]

In his case, you should probably hit him with the watering can, too. [JUST SAYING]

I think I get you now.

[featherduster]

.....? What is there to "get"?

[acemedium]

[Gestures to all of him!]

All this! And all your fussiness.